Chemistry+Is+Awesome

Chemistry Jokes/Facts: Two atoms are walking down the street. Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure??" "Yes, I'm positive!" -- A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!" -- According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people. -- A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond. -- Chalk is made of trillions of microscopic skeleton fossils of plankton. -- A bucket full of water contains more atoms than there are bucketsful of water in the Atlantic Ocean. -- A rubber tire is actually one single giant molecule. -- Dynamite contains peanuts as an ingredient. -- Talc is the softest known substance. -- Gallium is a metal which melts on palm of the hand, due to its low melting point of 29.76 degrees celsius. -- Twenty percent of Earth's oxygen is produced by the Amazon forest. -- The noble gas Xenon lasers can cut through materials that are so tough even diamond tipped blades could not cut. -- Gold and Copper are the only two non-white metals. --

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